Today was not a very special day. In fact, it was really boring. No wonder. I'm supposed to prepare a speach for the Slovak Language class. It should be a big deal but I know it wont. At least for me. However, I have found out that I am pretty intelligent. Why? I do not know. Its kind of a mystery. What really pisses me off (sorry for the expression/ is this stupid computer. It is not nearly as smart as I am, eventhough it seems to be. This whole article is in fact about nothing as everyone can see. But, you know, it is really cool. You do not need to think while reading it. You can listen to the radio or watch TV and you will still know what it is about. As I said it is about nothing at all, from the beginning to the end. Well, I do not know whether the end will also be about nothing, yet. Gosh, I always feel so cool when I work with a computer. Sometimes, one may think I don)t understand the computer but in fact the computer does not understand me. Ask him/it to tell you what I am talking about. See, I think I should finish. l)m finishing right now.

12. 11. 1999

Hello Diary!

Today was not very special. I really do not know why all of my days are boring. Maybe because they are not. Actually, they are incredibly exciting and that)s why I don!t have enough time to write my extraordinary diary. Yeah, that)s the cause. Definitely. It!s pretty late and I wanna go to the bed but l)m too lazy. Gosh, I love this diary. It)s all so "by-the-way" and, by the way, what)s new? Not much. I have improved my computer skills. i even copied a file from one drive las a matter of fact it was a drive C/ to a file 'well not a file, but I can)t remember the special word for a big file. Don!t you worry about that honey". So, anyway, I copied it into the drive B. It was an enormously complicated procedure. And l)ve got a Floppy Disc too!!!! l)m on my way to become a HACKER. Im gonna finish right NOW

22. 11. 1999

Dear T602,

You are an incredibly stupid and oldfashioned program and I really do not like working with you. I think I will write to Santa to bring me Microsoft Word. Actually, I would appreciate if he brought me a completely new computer. And the fastest one too. There is one good thing about you. And that is your interest in me. Gosh, you are so personal. This whole computer is personal. No wonder, it is a PC. Well, I am not sure what a PC is but this "comp", as I will call it from now onwards, is personal. I am sure that you are interested in how my day went. Well, I do not want to repeat myself but I have to. It was a boring day. I was angry, happy, bored, excited...and all. I should do some exercise now but I do not feel like it. One thing I just HATE about this keyboard is that it does not have the stupid thing used when shortening words. Maybe it has something like that but I just cannot find it. I am going to stop writing right now.

22. 11. 1999

Dear T602,

How are you today? You know what I've realized? That I am really smart! See the dash between "l" and "ve" in the previous sentence? Well, thats the reason for me thinking I'm really smart. Of course, I've been looking for the mark all my life. Not all my life. In fact, not at all, but still it is the reason-Do you like it? Today I just don't have the right saliva for creating an art work. But never-you-mind. It's fun and that's the most important. This computer has pissed me off again. You know why? I cannot do any programming with it. (It may seam funny that a few days ago (actually only one day ago) I wasn't even able to find the stupid dash and today I want to be a programmer) Anyway, I've been studying a special computer book (it has a special historical value as well, as it is 10 years old) to learn how to use a computer and this computer is just so modern and new!!! Nothing from the book applies to it. Still, I'm on my way to become a HACKER. Sooner or later I will hack into the world's most secrete databases. Gosh, that's going to be so much fun.

Today, as usual, I had a very boring day. Tomorrow, there's going to be one more like that and then another and another... No, that's not true. Have you realized that there's going to be the Christmas Eve in exactly one month? And soon after Christmas, my dearest and extraordinariest diary, we may be forced to say goodbye. Why? Haven't you heard of the Y2K bug? Maybe it's in you and I can do nothing to protect you against the beast. Because I live in my preparations for the Year 2000! Huray! See, this is too long already. that's why I'm gonna finish right NOW!

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