JOYFUL UNIVERSITY
of the cephalic age
New Joyful University of the cephalic age is a virtual institution whose aim is to train brave talented educated people so that they become uneducated people with no manners. Using joyful methods, it supports their interest in faults of science, criticism of scientific and educational institutions, and prepares them for their unsuccessful academic careers. At their graduation ceremony, graduates of the JU will be decapitated and all the degrees, that they have earned before enrolling to the JU, will be taken from them. These graduates will have a priority when applying to higher studies at the Joyful Grammar School, aim of which is to lead students to even broader ignorance. After further individual studies, it is possible that the students lose all traces of any conventional education at all.
To be considered for acceptance at the Joyful University, one has to have successfully finished undergraduate studies but there are no limits to the number and level of degrees. (The university can't take away anything from students who do not have any degree. Therefore, we recommend that these students wait for the establishment of the Joyful Grammar School.) Nobel Prize, or any kind of prize of similar surplus-value, is an advantage
Education offered by the Joyful University meets standards of the modern cephalic age. cephalic age. JU is the first institution in the world which offers people with phallic education (people who's ego is overdeveloped) the possibility to get rid of their academic libido in form of castration, i.e. de-degree-dation. At the decapitation ceremony, students will be given brain caps which they are entitled to wear when applying for jobs. (Decapitation is a symbolic act of losing one's head - traditionally, it will be performed in surgical operation in which a part of the head-skin will be removed, as well as the upper part of the skull, leaving the brain exposed. Today, the symbolic act of placing thebrain cap on a student's head is sufficient.)
There is no hierarchy within JU, and no division to students and teachers. Everyone educates everyone else; creation of hierarchy and further adoration of people on higher positions result in expulsion. JU endorses the legacy of decapitalism, therefore, the education that it offers in absolutely free. The form of study, so far, is correspondence. Join the Joyful University athttp://groups-beta.google.com/group/joyful-uni.
You may also apply by sending an e-mail to any of the following addresses: